who wants to fuck in a haunted house? that shit sounds like fun.

I didn’t mean to leave my gc but I did fuck

I cleared my dms other than the two I have to respond to..so if ur new around here and want a picture of me and my pups lms (I want friends pls)

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

what are y’all up to today? are any haunted attractions open yet?

THE SECOND BABY. OH MY GOD.

I’m really out here ready to pop a condom for a cute ass baby with a head full of curls.

phew. ya man is tired.

AMERICAN HORROR STORY

I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING A DNA TEST BUT FUCK THAT HONESTLY

but I don’t want to leave

penny: I can’t wait for the mixer!! me: shit that’s tonight?

law & psych. forensic psychology / expert witness

casual

y’all acting like someone here has the balls to murder. it was an accident i’m calling it.

HA TOLD YOU. drunk driving incident.

tweet of the year

it’s too early for me to be laughing this hard