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A guy couldn't find a job anywhere, so he opened a small "miracle clinic." Outside, he put up a big sign: Treatment: $300. If it doesn't work, you get $1,000 back! A local know-it-all thought, "Easy money." He walked in and said, "Doc, I've completely lost my sense of

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whoever said 35 is a man’s prime was right. You will have women from ages 19-55 trying to take u home

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This guy has been buying $10 of bitcoin per day for 7 years straight He has spent a total of $25,500 and his portfolio just hit $10m in value

My buddy's LLC has 6 employees, a warehouse, and $340,000 in revenue ...None of that is real The LLC exists. It's registered with the state. Has an EIN. Has a business checking account at Chase with $1,000 in it The 6 employees? That's what he typed on the Amex application

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I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that. wow. im doing this DAILY now.

Just got out of an Uber on the way to LAX, headed to New York Driver asks where I’m going, I say NYC He goes, “I’ve got a crazy story for you” He’s originally from Africa, moved to London, then moved to New York in the 90s for school Young, broke, living in Manhattan Ends up