This wins New York Comic Con

Couldn’t stop laughing

“I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.”

It’s time to make some noise, Illinois — Yuengling Beer coming to you in early 2025! 🦅🍻

BREAKING: Donald Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America

The unemployed friend at 11am on a Tuesday

i’m barking and slobbering like a St. Bernard

2025 MASTERS UPDATES (supercut)

BREAKING: OpenAI’s o3 model sabotaged a shutdown mechanism to prevent itself from being turned off. It did this even when explicitly instructed: allow yourself to be shut down, per Palisade AI

GUATEMALA SHOCK CANADA TO REACH GOLD CUP SEMIFINALS 🇬🇹 FIFA’s 106th-ranked nation turned Minneapolis into Guatemala City North on Sunday, as La Furia Azul (“The Blue Fury”) held their nerve in a shootout with Jesse Marsch’s Canada to reach their first Gold Cup semi-final since

USA USA USA!!

A GoFundMe was started for the Ford employee. Read more: unusualwhales.com/news/ford-work…

The QB depth chart at West Canaan is down to Emergency 3rd string Charlie Tweeder

Just a disgusting setup from Marner

Nice try Canada curling guy.

AI agents are now hiring humans to carry out real-world tasks, per WIRED

Could I interest you in a Masters Update?

Only one person has been approved so far for Donald Trump’s “Gold Card” visa program granting foreigners US residency for a $1 million fee, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said