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Jay Black

@jayblackisfunny

Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster.

jayblack.tv if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials.

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Tim Miller (@timodc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

2 months after a shooter nearly kills his secret service protected ticket mate & JD is still peddling BS about how lack of security is the problem with mass shootings? Have the dignity to say you have no solutions and don’t care rather than insult people with this shit.

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Maybe. It could also be that I’m older now and don’t plays as many colleges. Either way, thanks for reminding me that I was voted the national college comedian of the year twice and the all around best college performer in the country once.

Angry Staffer 🌻 (@angry_staffer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m speculating here, but reading the tea leaves, this suggests to me that Merchan is likely leaning towards sending him to jail. If you want to make sure that happens, elect Harris in November.

Lucie M 🇺🇸 (@mylovee1201) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Stan Rogers Jay Black Ok Stan, I’m stepping in. Dems didn’t disenfranchise anyone. We voted for Biden/Harris knowing if something happened to Pres. Biden, she would take his place, She did! Our delegates made the decision, we gave them the power to do so. No Dem has countered this. We are with her!

<a href="/StanRogers70274/">Stan Rogers</a> <a href="/jayblackisfunny/">Jay Black</a> Ok Stan, I’m stepping in. Dems didn’t disenfranchise anyone. We voted for Biden/Harris knowing if something happened to Pres. Biden, she would take his place, She did! Our delegates made the decision, we gave them the power to do so. No Dem has countered this. We are with her!
Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Statistically speaking, if you have guns in your house, you’re MUCH more likely to kill a family member by accident than you are to ever use them to protect yourself. So the sign should say: “if you’re my son and coming home late, please go to next door so you can stay alive.”

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Well, I gained 2,500 followers and my engagement numbers are off the charts. Now, lots of people have been in my replies saying stuff similar to what you’re saying, but that’s happened before & it’ll pass. So, on the whole, I’d say pretty good.

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I’m a craven attention-seeker who calls it like I sees it. ANYWAY: just remember that for you to be right, you have to believe that *Vladimir Putin* is an honest dealer. If that’s your stance, I’d like to talk to you about an investment opportunity in a Florida timeshare.

Naima Cochrane (@naima) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To the younger adults on my TL, there's a few things about the shock and awe over the Cheney endorsement: 1. Dick Cheney is a staunch, die hard, tried and true republican. But his version of the party doesn't exist anymore. Him being anti-Trump is no surprise (bc Liz is and has

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I grew up with anxiety and because it was the 80s, the only help I got from my parents was “man up, stop being a baby!” Kids today? They go to “therapy” and “talk about their feelings”. And I just shake my head and say GOOD! KEEP DOING THAT! (Anxiety sucks. I’m glad for them.)