Conservative republicans boycotting anheuser-Busch is funny once you realize they donate large sums of money to the Republican Party

true life: I’m addicted to zyn

Why is Instagram now showing me random celebrity’s happy Mother’s Day posts like bro it’s June

why do white people (me) always say “Kuhnife” when pronouncing knife

It’s 7:30 and I want to go to bed, does that make me old?

I love the rain we should have hurricanes more often

I lost faith in the world a long time ago

PSA joe dirt is free on YouTube rn you’re welcome

this fan?! I will not take this beagle slander on my timeline, beagles the goat

it bugs me when people say like “6 month anniversary” anniversary = yearly not monthly

this choppa stay by my side like a service dog

the age requirement for this app is 13 and this shit is just normal on here, not a single graphic content warning or anything

-achieving greatness takes large personal sacrifices, pain, and a lot of emerald money coming from daddy -none of this is just chance or luck it is an extremely large amount of emerald sales by daddy

this lady brought one of them little white shaggy dogs with the eye crustys to Cheesecake Factory, y’all know which one I’m talking about, and fed it her pasta in a baby carriage it was wild.

bro none of these people even know how to connect with your average human, let the aliens kick it with me for like a week and we would be chillin

if I was the ex presidents child I’d probably be the new hunter biden, let the girlies smoke their cigs

me after the first 6mg zyn hits my gums at 7:30am

is this thing still on?

I feel like Twitter is dead and threads is so fucking boring and I need a space to post my dumb thoughts into the void