Turn on your night light... Let it shine, to scare away ghosts...

Got a lamp with a lampshade of skin from my weird uncle again this year.

I use a night light, baby… He says… I use a night light, baby… He says… (clap clap, clap clap clap you get it) I use a night light, baby… He says…

Guess I gotta sell some horses. I just need some horses to sell.

Chill out, nipples!!

Cry like no one at work is watching

They should make a car that screams every time you start it.

Luigi Mangione will wind up on Dancing With The Stars.

If you’re a big enough prick, I’ll leave the front door open as I go.

The Son of the Quiet Place

#ASongOrMovieForDecisionMaking The Choose Brothers

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Hi. The free speech absolutists on the American Right really love banning books. They want you to think that people and history they don't like don't exist.

If he died on my birthday, that would be pretty badass.

Perfectly expressed!

#ASongOrMovieForTheBrain Pretty In Think

We already know more about this latest shooter than the pretend assassination attempt on Trump. Says a lot.

I do the same thing if you pat my ass while I’m upset. (context unavailable)

You have two wolves inside you. That new caveman diet is fucking you up.

"The floor started to creak as the horror inside the closet crawled out into the glow of the Hello Kitty nightlight." --- bedtime stories