frederick douglass’s “composite nation” is a parade of bangers but in a speech advocating for mass chinese immigration and saying america needs the gifts of all nations, he takes a second to say “except the french”

this is kinda THE sims screenshot

i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz… and yet he spends many of his nights staring across the manhasset bay wondering why he’s unable to find true love is modern dating really this broken?

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS OUT LOUD MATT JESUS CHRIST

Grover Cleveland-George McGovern voter in West Virginia

Being Gen Z with any sexual orientation is like being Jewish, you have to clarify if you’re actually practicing it or just culturally affiliated

This has to have been one of the most pointless mergers in business history

I made a home shaped like storybooks 📚 EA ID: axiisims #TheSims4 #TheSims #Sims4 #EAPartner

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

Ideal first season really expands on the first book by creating a middle-class drama where the Dursleys struggle with grief and loss of national purpose after the death of Princess Diana, and then mentions he's a wizard in the last scene

As it stands today, the Catholic Church is to the left of the United States on most issues.

I’ve explained to people the reason cradle Catholics like me can’t stand converts is that they bring their former (usually) evangelical BS to our rituals & completely reject “good works” which is a core tenet of Catholicism that makes us social justice minded which they reject

I went viral once for sharing my then-boyfriend’s sleep talking episodes. I still see it circulate on social media every so often. We’ve been together 10 years now, have a kid, and he still terrorizes me in his sleep.

real talk? that lady who was like “yassss, king solomon, cut the baby in half!! 😍😍😍” was truly insane and i wish the guys who wrote the bible invested a little more time in her backstory because girl what

imagine a picture of you fumbling a bad b¡tch being the only way you’re remembered

300 years after the end of the Spanish line, I can say with confidence that Habsburgs have great jeans

Daniel Fahrenheit was a Polish thermometer maker, and he chose zero to be the temperature of a eutectic solution of ammonium chloride, specifically because it was substantially colder than ice. He chose 180 for the BP of water because it's easy to divide into fractions

I have a pet theory that as the generation that didn't grow up learning phonics ages into parenting that baby names are going to get more and more insane.