There’s acqua panna fountains all over Rome

My fav pastime is proclaiming I’m hungry and that we should go eat dinner after eating my weight in food

Iced cream is unbelievably good

Where is my Italian wife at

Dubonds

Had to retire a great pair of socks today 🫡

Finally bested a cockroach after a 20 minute bout & yet… I still feel like I lost

Heating up food is a fine art

Just saw a man approach his family at the grocery store and said, “hey, where are y’all at??”

I miss Frankie’s

Should I just get that shirt, dig out old wire frames and try Alec from Beetlejuice or

Why didn’t Popeyes get the Michelin star nod

Gram Parsons wrote Wild Horses and sold it for a balloon

My friend has pictures of rats worth more than many people’s net worth

Wholesome

He’s somehow outdone himself

My toxic trait is seeing if you’ve made it home safely whilst I’m safe and sound in bed and falling immediately asleep without hearing the result

1 or 2 ?

Every single time I leave my house I get a notification moments later saying that my package had been delivered

SGA falling down every time he shoots is honestly sad I feel sorry for him