Cool cool cool watched the first episode of Lasso S3. Feeling great rn. Not a complete mess at all.

Baseball is the best.

Ohtani vs Trout I'm dying.

Ohtani's 2-1 fastball down the middle to Trout is my kink.

Still can't believe how great the World Baseball Classic was this time around. A day later, and haven't stopped thinking about Ohtani v Trout. What a time to be alive.

Btw there’s a zebra on the loose in Seoul, South Korea

This chunk right here. I wasn't ready for this run. Crying in public. Yay.

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One of those clapping videos that you send to your besties, but about how fucking sad you are in your day to day and hope that they send electrolytes or may an elfbar to help.

If the Rangers win on Thursday, it will be the first time they have been over .500 in 3 years.

The milenials took over the jukebox after karaoke and a Gen X hero snuck in Too Many Puppies and now everyone is C walking around the bar.

Hello Win Column.

You can't go 162-0 without starting 3-0. We Dem Gers.

This unearthed Elliott Smith appearance on the 1995 FX morning show 'Breakfast Time' is the most surreal thing you'll see today. stereogum.com/2219287/watch-…

Hear me out... Trade Luka. Keep Kyrie.

Thinking about the bridge in Airplane by Baboon.

OK now I'm thinking about how Baboon bridges were cheat code level greatness across the board.

Reminder: If you press play on "Down" by 311 at 11:59:55 tonight, you'll hear SA Martinez say "chill" at the stroke of midnight. Start 2024 off in the most Omaha Stylee way possible.

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