While the nation chews on inflation and crisis, the boys in uniform enjoy five-star dinners. Field Marshal #AsimMunir knows: in #Pakistan, power dines well — and dines first. Moeed Pirzada Chris Blackburn

BREAKING: #Pakistan’s army chief gifted PM Shehbaz Sharif a memento showing a "victory over India.” Except… The image was from Chinese military drills in 2019. Can’t even fake their propaganda properly. Stupidity level: Legendary. Fazal Afghan Asim Jaan