I promise not to do this to Greenland!

The only real test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life.

Santa deniers in ruins. Taking off my glasses because I’ve seen enough.

I noticed a bad habit creeping in a few months ago At bedtime with our oldest, we read two stories every night, then we listen to an audio story Gradually I found myself rushing through the process, getting frustrated with how long it would take to pick out a book, talk about

This is the argument for nuclear power in a nutshell.

The greatest Calvin and Hobbes strip of all time:

Warren Buffet still calls “Charlie” after he finishes his answer 🥲

me: in a field. my dog darts over, knocks my son to the ground, hard. look up. theres two big stray dog watching us. dogs do this to protect a kid, to make them smaller and know where they are a cave in france has these ice age footprints: a child walking with a domestic canine

Stuffing ballots so my Broadway play about pasta wins, call that rigatoni

Again, I don't want to oversimplify, but ... CANADIAN VOTER UNDER 40: "Maybe if this election changes the status quo I'll be able to afford having a child before I die alone in a rental unit somewhere." CANADIAN VOTER OVER 40: "Elbows up."

This is what Canada was like 11 years ago. Everything that caused this to change was a choice. We can choose to get back there. At least In principle, either party can do it.

THIS is how far Canada has fallen, the year was 2015: -Canada had the richest middle class in the world -Canada was named the "most admired" country in the world -Canada's debt was roughly 1/4 of what it is now -Housing cost half as much -Rent was $950/mo -foodbanks

Annual read on this day: newyorker.com/magazine/2002/…

An oddly comforting quote I saw today.. "When God called you to it, He already factored in your stupidity."

We cannot let them stay. Debates regarding illegal immigration often focus on policy issues like welfare, healthcare, crime, economic contribution, etc. That is a distraction. Democracy is the real issue. Status quo is that any city or state desirous of greater power can

"No sides?"

Honestly, you people. You are all empathy, values, virtue, me me me, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, me me me. Do you know why you are appalled by what is, in my view, police doing their job? Its because your life is so sheltered from the barbaric side of human nature.