Last year Republicans blasted a firehose of hatred + vitriol my way because I treated myself to a $250 cut & lowlights on my birthday. Where’s the criticism of their idol spending $70k on hairstyling? Oh, it’s nowhere because they’re spineless, misogynistic hypocrites? Got it.

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

I survived the GISH Haunted Manor! Try it and see if you can make it through... hunt.gish.com/halloween/

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

Cops are taking selfies with the terrorists.

America: Your Racism Is Showing....

TODAY-Members of both the House & Senate will go on record & VOTE supporting 1 of 2 positions. Either they're on #TeamDemocracy or they're on #TeamSedition. PERIOD. No wiggle room! Will they reaffirm a free & fair election or support the #CuckooCoup? #TheWholeWorldIsWatching👀

Donald Trump should be removed from office and prosecuted for the many crimes he has committed.

Science fiction writers spent decades coming up with complex scenarios under which the US government might fall, painstakingly examining every angle of the system & human nature. …and they just…walked right in.

“I am once again asking if you have a blanket.”

Big day for complete sentences.

Dear Hasbro, had a little epiphany today as my 6 yr old self declared "boygirl" (their own words) was sad to have to choose between boy or girl to play a game they love. Think you could do something about this? #temporaryfix #changethebinary #gendernonconforming #lifeischanging

#agtwildcard Storm Large #stormlarge Storm gets my vote.

Words matter. Our video on how to avoid the misleading vocabulary about Ukraine and Russian aggression 🇺🇦#Ukraine #StandWithUkraine

Stop calling them “breakaway regions” as if there was some sort of democratic process involved. Theses areas of sovereign Ukraine, like Crimea, were seized by Kremlin surrogates and invaded by the Russian military. #UkraineWillResist

This is why we say “the Scottish play”.

Shamindri De Sayrah @ArianaDeBose Still don’t know if I’m more jealous of Ariana for sitting in Andrew’s lap or Andrew for being sat on by Ariana and that is bisexuality in a nutshell. #TonyAwards