Paul Mescal is both not baby girl enough and too short to be Paul McCartney are you fuckin kidding me

Hope you guys like green screen soundstage slop because that’s all we’re gonna get

I Will - Beatles #beatlestwt

. Elon Musk Donald J. Trump

I’ve had so many consecutive flop tweets maybe it’s time to close up shop

New geese album is so good it might make me start using twitter again

Let’s go Kansas

I’ve had this account for eight years wtf #MyTwitterAnniversary

its becoming increasingly more and more clear that bubba was Zohran Mamdani

I don’t understand how Americans can say the Chinese government spies on its citizens when we literally have this mf

In 2026 we’re schmuckmaxxing

Stand By Me is the greatest film ever made. The Princess Bride is a close second. Rest in peace to the goat Rob Reiner

Ned Flanders calls him Sean “Diddly” Combs

Weather channel said we're supposed to get 5-13 inches of snow this weekend. The meteorologist was a man though, so it'll probably be closer to 4.5"

When I get stoned and eat I take my shirt off like I’m 2 and it’s spaghetti night

Getting a fake id to use it as a drivers license

welcome back cable

RT this if YOU ARE FED UP WITH WAR - Lil B