i’m hot so shut up

love my bf sm i want to live in his pocket

Oh your gf plays MTG? Yesterday my gf asked if Sonic was a Pokémon.

Oh your gf plays MTG? Today my gf asked if Apple made the Nintendo Wii.

someone in this meeting said “let’s put a little giddyup in our gallop” to say hurry up oh my god

‼️#MCCHICAGO CREATORS, COSPLAYERS, & HOMIES‼️ I will be offering FREE mini shoots at MagicCon 📸 If you’re interested, check out the rest of this thread then DM me 🙏🏻 🧵👇🏻

#MCChicago has kicked off with the Fashion Show! Loved seeing so many wonderful humans up on stage! TY Taalia Vess for hosting!

Event is confirmed for July 19th in ATX 🫡

🔮 MTG PLAYERS IN ATX 🔮 Join me for an evening of EDH, friends, and free shit ⚔️

Guess who is now a SENIOR Social Media Manager 🫣 We up.

A girl that doesn’t support your hobbies isn’t a girl worth your time 👑 (also hot people play magic)

the cutest era I’ve witnessed my bf ever have is when a family of barn swallows moved in over his house front door and he was checking on them every day and got so excited when he saw eggs and then saw baby birds

my man sooooooooo gd fine >:(

unfortunately I already know my spotify wrapped is going to be embarrassing this year 😔

Ok Scott 🔜#MCVEGAS explain yourself

🔮 ATX MAGIC PLAYERS 🔮 THIS FRIDAY JULY 11th Join my friends and I for a night of spells and food tokens ⚔️

interviewed a candidate today who asked me if I did anything feet-related outside of work 💔

yeah idk bro i play in cedh tournaments every weekend and my girl a supermodel maybe don’t be a dork

My bf is my court jester