Apple did they thing with “🫶🏽”

Living on your own is forgetting to put every fecking bin out

I had a therapist who once told me, “if you don’t schedule a break, your body will take one for you. And it probably won’t be at a convenient time.”

Going through one of those tea and toast phases I’ve gone through a pack of bagels in 2 days and probs half a tub of butter. Unreal scran

From age 20-50, read this:

I could honestly make a conversation with a brick wall

This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen

Kinda chilly outside dis morning. I don't wanna overreact but Merry Christmas!

finally november you know what means

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

Mortified last night I had to climb over my Chinese takeaway neighbours ROOF to get into my flat because the latch on my door broke

Just found out my 84 year old neighbours on his own tomorrow so I’ve just been round and borrowed his chairs👍🏼

cozzie livs

Imagine waking up one day and thinking I want to be a traffic warden

Just seen a tik tok that said in the year 2123 we’ll all be buried and strangers will be living in our homes and no one will know us anymore OMG if that doesn’t tell me to pack my bags and travel the world and stop worrying about life idk what will

Dad’s getting involved in the trend