7. “It isn’t what the book costs. It’s what it will cost you if you don’t read it.” It's easy to see everything as an expense. But if you don't spend money to figure out what you don't know, the tax on that stupidity is enormous. If it makes you an ROI it's an investment.

I would go to war for Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark. What they have done for the city , I will never be able to repay them.

Sydney Sweeney for American Eagle's Fall 2025 campaign

*Walks up to a Hottie in the bar, and drops two marbles out of my pocket. “Well Gee wiz , you just made me lose my marbles.”

kira 👾 When I send you this just know I’m super locked in. 🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️

Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship

i think about this dude all the time

Feels like I hallucinated this entire year

Travis Kelce heard Taylor Swift was hyped about Xavier Worthy and immediately took him out Week 1 💀

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It's 6 AM in Eugene, Oregon and Pat McAfee has had his coffee this morning.

megan fox at the jennifer’s body screening recently.

“Get your money. Fuck em all.”

Unfortunately life does gets better when you stfu and lock in

"You want to know the worst part about doing an office congo line?" "First, you turn around to realize there's no one behind you. Second, you realize you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital"

I played Lamar Jackson instead of Drake Maye this week. I’m scared,

Living alone is wild !!! Because you’re like “alright, who the fuck smoked all of my PCP again?!”

Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.

Arnold Schwarzenegger shocks The View when asked about condemning ICE, “I’m an immigrant, but you have to do things legally. You are a guest in America. You must give back.”

I still have my old restaurant managers phone numbers from 10 years ago. Time to make some pranks calls . #*67