Jason Cooke (@jasonxcooke) 's Twitter Profile
Jason Cooke

@jasonxcooke

Smooth Operator

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calendar_today23-01-2012 04:12:11

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803 Followers

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7. “It isn’t what the book costs. It’s what it will cost you if you don’t read it.” It's easy to see everything as an expense. But if you don't spend money to figure out what you don't know, the tax on that stupidity is enormous. If it makes you an ROI it's an investment.

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I would go to war for Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark. What they have done for the city , I will never be able to repay them.

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*Walks up to a Hottie in the bar, and drops two marbles out of my pocket. “Well Gee wiz , you just made me lose my marbles.”

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"You want to know the worst part about doing an office congo line?" "First, you turn around to realize there's no one behind you. Second, you realize you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital"

Ifeoma Okoye (@abasiitaif57551) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger shocks The View when asked about condemning ICE, “I’m an immigrant, but you have to do things legally. You are a guest in America. You must give back.”