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They could’ve charged people £10 each to access this and gave all the money to charity

Accordion to a recent survey, 6 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.

I have exclusive highlights of the penalty shootout from last night below. Enjoy

I’m not sharing the Tom Brady clip but imagine being that fucking clueless about football that you didn’t know there was another team in the city that is light years ahead of you. Mind you if he’d have done his due diligence he’d never bought that shower of shit anyway 🤡

I’m still not over last Friday and it’s ok

Take me back

Why do people ask stuff on here that they could literally google the answer to in seconds? The answer is attention seeking.

If we could grow millipedes big enough to ride, they'd give a much smoother journey than horses.

According to villa twitter working and trying hard means you are irreplaceable in the team. We’d still have Nakamba holding our midfield together by that logic. They must want us to be shite

Visiting my nan in Woodgate. What a fucking shit hole this place has turned into over the years.

Fancied homemade ribs and fried rice for lunch today. Most productive thing I’ve done so far on my week off.

Inject it

Pedro pascal is the first man that’s gonna be canceled by other men for inappropriate behavior with women

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Arsenal would definitely win the treble

Cheeky visit to see my legacy wall plaque

The singer booked for the local tonight let me sing Shallow with her for the encore. I blessed

The projector was made for Happy Gilmore 2

Did anyone see Oasis at Wembley and was it an echo fest like it usually is there?

I’m rolling back the years and making cocktails for a tiki party at the local today. I’m donating my pay to a stroke charity (tbc) and my pal is donating his to Acorns. Let’s see how this goes