very much indeed

elon is a real life version of dr. evil

ya’ll just catching up to the best seltzer and still water that exists

it’s literally happening as we speak friend

IT SOLD OUT ITS BIG BACK SUMMER

if you nominate me to a ice bucket challenge, i am not doing it

def keeping that eye out for selener

guess who’s getting pardoned next

this man hasn’t even been president for a year

at this point, politics do divide us. we are not the same, our values and morals are completely different.

i’m so weak rn

are ya’ll worried about going to hell fr?

teeth are very important, please invest

not the people who can’t even spell beautiful are happy about the bill being passed

every time someone gets dumped off the island

he stood on all ten toes, not one missing

the sky is also blue

vaseline szn is here pls come correct

twitter is not a real place omg

don’t come to my house and you sharing your location with 39 people