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Jason Pestell

@jasonpestell

Comedian. Seeker. Word Engineer.

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Hey you. This is your reminder to finish that audiobook from 3 years ago or seek therapy on why you find it hard to complete things. 🪞

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I’m sure I am late on this theory that Mariah Carey invented Whamageddon to ensure number one spot every Christmas.

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I want to be ready for the second season of Severance but I have ironically forgotten how season one ended because I have been focussed on work.

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Microwave dinner directions told me to heat on high for 3 mins but first Pierce film. I’m now halfway into Mrs Doubtfire but pretty sure the dinner had gone cold.

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Watching MasterChef, I just realised that the white guy that wears their hat backward are two different people. #MasterChefAU #imnotracistbut

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Starting in 2026 the AFL just announced the Top 18 teams will now compete in a Wild Card Round where everyone will compete for a Participation Trophy.