Hey you. This is your reminder to finish that audiobook from 3 years ago or seek therapy on why you find it hard to complete things. 🪞

I’m sure I am late on this theory that Mariah Carey invented Whamageddon to ensure number one spot every Christmas.

#OK

I want to be ready for the second season of Severance but I have ironically forgotten how season one ended because I have been focussed on work.

Let Konstas bowl the first over. I wanna see what happens. #INDvsAUS

Quick Squid Game question. Is it better to watch with Subs or a Dom?

I accidentally typed “cost of loving” and now I feel it’s more accurate.

Remember when a 40 inch TV was enough.

Do you like how light can burn you? Then you will love Lava Lamps.

Is it still "Free Speech" if you turn the comments off?

Should have been Higher. #hottest100

When they out of Hot & Crispy. KFC Australia

Microwave dinner directions told me to heat on high for 3 mins but first Pierce film. I’m now halfway into Mrs Doubtfire but pretty sure the dinner had gone cold.

Watching MasterChef, I just realised that the white guy that wears their hat backward are two different people. #MasterChefAU #imnotracistbut

I too would be embarrassed if there was footage of me at a Coldplay concert.

Loving this Triple M Hottest 100.

Big fan LG. Knock twice…. Genius. But have you considered just one switch to turn a light on?

Ain’t no way that Rosemary weighed the same as Potatoes. #rigged #masterchef MasterChef Australia

Game recognises game. #sampangtonight #davidtench

Starting in 2026 the AFL just announced the Top 18 teams will now compete in a Wild Card Round where everyone will compete for a Participation Trophy.