The Return of Matt Mexico!

Whatever. Heat in 5 still.

NBA PR1: "So good news, Jimmy Butler didn't show for his media day photo shoot with dreadlocks again." NBA PR2: "What aren't you telling me?"

Downtown. 55 11th Street - Greyhound Station. Caller identified as a renowned author who is currently hitchhiking across the country. Upset that the bus company won't let them ride for free. The caller is described as wearing an Alaska hoodie and Insane Clown Posse pants.

Sorry Gaelic Twitter, but my 27 year head canon always pronounced it "Kate Sihth"

lol @ the brits in the replies like "uwotm8?"

Holly Rowe when she gets to incorporate someone's personal trauma into an interview

I may not drink anymore but I can still wfh @ Trace Brewing

I am convinced that the brief moments of Steelers offensive effectiveness happen when Matt Canada is in line for the bathroom

I'm not surprised at all but this county executive election has been a real "mask off" moment for some of my neighbors.

I’m not even sure if Kenny Pickett is a competent backup QB at this point.

Dejounte Murray Now if you are Murray here, let’s face it, you are upset, mainly because turning Harry the Hawk into an amateur sxx worker really ruffled your feathers, so to speak.

I’ve blocked my way down to whatever level of Twitter ads this is.

Adda Coffee Are Bastards

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite the progress we’ve made as a club over the last few years, we needed a statement win and we couldn’t beat the weakest Bayern in decades!!! It’s maddening! Mariko: The Anjin is displeased with his London sports team