A Canada Post Helps delivery person just came to my door to show me a package addressed to me and tell me he can't give it to me because he can't hand me a pen to sign for it. He then gave me an "unable to deliver" slip and went away with my package. I have ID. I own like 6 pens.

Hey board game friends, see me live tonight on boardgamegeek.com where I’ll be playing Codenames with some of the people who make Codenames! It will also be streaming here: twitch.tv/czechgamesedit…

Me trying to get any work done near the holidays.

Do you miss Saturday morning cartoons? Get a Spider-Man fix with charming and delightful commentary by watching @kmckinney721 and I stream Miles Morales on Twitch! Twitch.tv/jasonandkatiejk. #MilesMorales #PS5 #SpiderManMilesMorales

An open letter to President Biden.

You can now watch Critical Role campaign 2 for about 3 weeks straight without stopping, and if you do Matthew Mercer will emerge from your bathroom mirror and tell you to get some sleep.

Can we all just agree to call it Wingter Soldier for short? #MCU #FalconAndWinterSoldier #MarvelStudios #Marvel Anthony Mackie

Am I playing #Hitman wrong if, after a year of lockdown, I load up a mission at a fancy hotel in Thailand and instead of killing anyone, I just ignore the mission and enjoy the amenities the hotel has to offer? IO Interactive HITMAN

If any of my scientist friends can explain to me why I woke up with the theme song to Full House stuck in my head, I’d love to hear it.

me: Why did you--? my wife: For chaos reasons. me: ...I have no further questions.

Check me out live at 8:00pm EST on the brilliant Elspeth Wright’s Battle of Wits! youtube.com/watch?v=tMGhto…

Is this the first time Montreal has gone to the Superbowl since the last time Montreal went to the Superbowl?

It’s important for Montrealers to eat a non-St Viateur bagel every now and then, for reference. #Montreal #montrealbagels #Stviateurbagels #bagels

This just in: man who once played a vampire who wore really good sunscreen to go out during the day is embarrassed by modern super hero movies. #StephenDorff #BlackWidow #MCU

I am Usnavi, you probably never heard my name, reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated. Exacerbated by the fact that my syntax is whack because I immigrated from the greatest little spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished in squalor. Grow up to be a hero and a scholar

I just want Campaign 3 to have Liam O'Brien play Luke Brenatto, Laura Bailey play Kaylie, they fall in love, and we watch Sam Riegel play Veth and Scanlan meeting at the wedding. #CriticalRole

And thus a new pornhub category is born.

Happy final year of the 2020 trilogy everyone!

But I don’t want to go to the thing. I want to have gone to the thing.

Awkward day for the US today, what with having to honour the memory of those who fought and died to stop the spread of fascism.