RT if we are the handsomest presidents around!

Hi, my Wikipedia page is pretty janky....I understand I can't edit it myself, what can be done?

Sounders nation, our guys look pretty good. #LFG

i'd appreciate some pity retweets.

Truth!

I mean, they should just skip to Best Actor right?

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

Yesterday, I nerded-out on a work trip to Arizona organized by Senator @Dhingrama & Rep Tina Orwall. We’re developing the expertise and partnerships to build alternative responses to bevahioral health crises in Washington by learning from great models in Arizona & Georgia. THREAD

I’m going to this!

Storm Trooper armor: Sure, it may limit your mobility BUT it is INVULNERABLE except for - light sabres (obv) - literally any type of blaster fire - falls or sharp objects - Jedi mind tricks - punches - kicks - punch/kicks - harsh language* *not canon but probs

Get some ear holes on this!

A contribution to #mariners clinch-watch!

Hi hi hi do you want an LP of our very first 10-song demo FROGGYSTYLE? With a 16 page color ZINE? Bc if you do we can help you with that! tinyurl.com/3yuzs7r4

What? A zine too? Yessssss

This is vitally important!

Please don’t encourage lawlessness!

I’m on threads! Yikes Finnbot3000

Working on a Felix for HOF case. Here's his MLB rank over 2006-2015 fWAR: 1st bWAR: 2nd IP: 1st FIP: 1st K: 1st Complete Games: 4th Shutouts: 2nd Quality Starts: 1st "Ultra Quality Starts" (>= 7 IP, <= 2 R): 1st Pretty clearly the best pitcher in the sport for 10 seasons.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Tomorrow’s “six million dollar man” headline writes itself! #seahawks