My $5 headphones have passed away. Despite going through the washer and dryer at least 5 times, they lived a fulfilling life. Will be missed

A woman on the metro is eating gummy bears and chugging Coke Zero while applying makeup using the windows of the car. I am stressed

"A woman problem" is a phrase one would probably benefit from not using

Help, does anyone know what you're supposed to do when you've eaten your weight in potatoes

My uber pool driver is fat shaming herself and it is making Naomi in the passenger seat a bit uncomfortable. Eek

The Dolphins offense really does blow x.com/BleacherReport…

When "they play hard" is the best reason to watch your team

Caught a woman staring at me on the metro this mornin and I was feelin myself Shortly afterward I realized my shirt was inside out

I don't understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What's next, more things?? That's how they get you

Jordan Bell's garbage-time dunk needs no apology, from Steve Kerr or anyone else cbssports.com/nba/news/jorda…

A homeless person came up to me and asked for money to get something to eat For some reason I said “no thank you”

3 football games in 11 days: "It's not safe!" 3 football games in 14 days: "ALL CLEAR, COMMENCE SKULL SMASHING"

The Terps are undefeated. Why aren’t they in the conversation for the CFP?

New Mexico is fortunate there are only about 7 people watching this game

The past two days I've seen a man in the bathroom who leans over so far when he's peeing that he's basically licking the urinal. I am concerned for him

A+ x.com/bballbreakdown…

It’s quite amazing how much better days are when you don’t have to ride the Metro

The next generation of the opioid crisis is here. They're the littlest victims, and they're helpless. on.rare.us/2Czoqsl

Cleveland just executed those trades like Walter White executed all those dudes in prison.