2 weeks. 14 days. 336 hours. British Gas Help how much longer do I need to go without gas?

Currently sat here in the airport departure lounge thanks to the thirsty guys of London. I set up a fake Tinder profile with an insta models photos with a bio asking for £10 to my cash app to show you're actually serious. 5 weeks and £470 later I'm on my way to Ibiza.

Yup :)

Yup!

On a night out there was a broken down pizza scooter on the pavement. There was a pair of Levi 501s in the box. I took them home then had a crisis of guilt so washed and dried them and went and put them back. Always wondered whether the rider noticed their laundry had been done.

Hmm, I'm sure that's not how it's spelt. BBC News (UK)

Once got given someone else's order at McDonalds. I'd ordered two burgers and this order had about 8. I drove off and ate them but then felt so guilty I didn't go back to that restaurant for ages in case my licence plate was marked.

It is always a good thing catching up with old friends. Thanks Ammon Johns♞

Here's one for all you Niche site fans...... I've got: 💸🤑 $8.04 on OpenAI API credits (so far) $21.99 on a GoDaddy .com (2 yrs) ------- $30.03 spent on this site (so far, but Ill keep a running count).... Why is it different to just copying and pasting content from

Get Your Free Gift! 🎁Get the Shein App！ Please accept my invitation, so I can earn my free gift!🎉 shein.top/k9d4fxr

Rarely will you see a better and more on depth analysis of Google's algorithms than this, from Mic King ipullrank.com/google-algo-le…

Call this number as a pretend business owner: 🇬🇧 0121 630 4018 🇺🇸 1 315 277 6183 Hear the system. Then imagine it working for YOUR clients.

book.machine.sl Would you like a sneak peek? No fee? DM me :)

What if there was a system that found you prospects, emailed them, WhatsApp'd them, snail mailed them, and even called them.... Following the ABC (Glengarry Glenn Ross style, if you wanted it to) all the time? (1/2)

What if, all communications were unique with your prospect, tailored and adapted to their specific personality, wants, desires, business and profile? Want to play ? (2/2)

I'd be grateful if.... amazon.com/dp/B0FHQR1LQ7

This is IMPORTANT SEO TWITTER: this guy is posting his secrets in programmatic SEO, monster thread. 500+ likes on the first tweet, lots of traction. Here's the problem: it's absolutely fucking stupid, beginner level crazy, by someone with zero understanding of SEO 🧵