Please retweet if you think there should be a global ban on trophy hunting.

Hey PizzaExpress, I was double charged on Sunday. I left two messages at the branch, but no response. Can you assist?

Mangroves defend coasts from erosion, suck up carbon emissions, and protect our communities from flooding. But they’ll only keep protecting us if we protect them.

The New Yorker article on Lucy Letby isn't that convincing, and very selective with what it covers. But the points about Contempt of Court laws and NHS Idolatry are bang on. This is an insane thing to hear your defence barrister say at the end of your trial

#bbcqt How does she keep a straight face

Guys for your party today, go ahead and make Henry's Super Bowl chicken pot pie! youtube.com/watch?v=duGvx1…

Peterborough. How many marginals in England do Labour have to lose before they stop blaming the SNP and look at themselves?

@boabgrant twitch.tv/Limmy All Hail Conrad!!!

carl packman Can you please explain the link between me and youth hostels?

It doesn't get much worse than necropants: gizmo.do/CMgoyT8

What we know about Paris terrorists -Not Syrian -Not refugees -No encryption What the US is focusing on -Syrians -Refugees -Encryption

This is my favourite Bowie tale this week

Probably the best picture of Pangolin tits you will see today.

The Buzzfeed 15 Tennis Match Fixing Players Exposed showlegend.tumblr.com/post/137644525…

I have known Ellie Allyene since she had her leg amputated when we were kids. This is from her mum. Please RT.

No matter the outcome, #Brexit polls demonstrate how quickly half of any population can be convinced to vote against itself. Quite a lesson.

English imbecile Piers Morgan is derided as disgusting boil on rump of humanity, endlessly pouring forth vile and infected pus.

Parts of Texas in ruins. But instead of an appeal for donations @Potus is trying to sell you a book by the NEXT corrupt sadist he'll pardon:

Trump’s pick for top environmental advisor is embarrassingly clueless. The environment is so screwed

When you are young have all your hair shaved off & made into a wig. When you're old & bald wear it. When people ask, 'Is that you're own hair?' You can honestly say yes.