Hey Kevin Hart - turns out we’re almost the same height 😂

They went to the bakery of hits and ordered a gaguette

don’t be mean to punxsutawney phil

como vais a tomar esteroides sabiendo k eso fue lo k mató a los dinosaurios...

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

Arguing with my fucking cat

Only $BULLA can be higher than the mountains

Poo Crave

beds are lowkey slept on

Poop tomatoes or pee blueberries and suicide is not on the table

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

spinosaurus loved water so much they turned into penguins

my phone just said "here's a memory for you" and it was a picture of my own tits

追いかけもせずにただただ蝶を眺める猫

“you wouldn’t last in a cod lobby” you wouldn’t last in my Tight ass Butt.