New ick: when someone posts about something being missing and says ‘make this too hot to handle’ and it’s a Jack Russell or a bike from argos

Crying at every baby that’s born on one born every minute

How was your morning I woke up to a centipede in my bed

Pregnancy means that I fell asleep whilst watching TV last night and when I woke up I was mad that Mark had also fallen asleep

Update: Prince has been added to the list

I’m my ‘just want to be laid down watching a place in the sun’ era

I’m 8 months pregnant and Mark has just called me a ‘wild beast’ not sure how to feel about that one

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

There is a man snoring his head off in the maternity waiting room full of SLEEP DEPRIVED PREGNANT WOMEN the audacity

Imagine both having driven for years and your car insurance is still £220 a month at 25 and 29 😅

Me nesting: cleaning, washing, tidying, organising baby things Mark’s version of nesting: chopped 2 trees down in the garden

Mark referring to me and our daughter as ‘his girls’ literally feels like Christmas morning and I will never grow out of the feeling

Just found out they give live fish CT scans by placing them on a wet sponge and I can’t stop thinking about it

I have a theory that you can tell whether someone was a Nickelodeon or a Disney kid by their personality now and I’m sorry but Nickelodeon kids have better senses of humour

I don’t know why but this is so true

18 year olds still doing maths and never getting to smoke a vogue? era of uncool britannia. Deeply unchic little country

Victoria Beckham being driven to school by her dad:

Not joking this happened to my rabbits, they escaped never to return and a few months later were in the paper because a pet rescue lady had finally caught ‘the stray bunnies that had been terrorising the gardens of boultham park road’ because they were eating all the flowers

this is how you know it’s a rough fall season