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Jas

@jasmorrison4

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calendar_today14-08-2014 14:14:22

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New ick: when someone posts about something being missing and says ‘make this too hot to handle’ and it’s a Jack Russell or a bike from argos

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Pregnancy means that I fell asleep whilst watching TV last night and when I woke up I was mad that Mark had also fallen asleep

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There is a man snoring his head off in the maternity waiting room full of SLEEP DEPRIVED PREGNANT WOMEN the audacity

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Me nesting: cleaning, washing, tidying, organising baby things Mark’s version of nesting: chopped 2 trees down in the garden

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Mark referring to me and our daughter as ‘his girls’ literally feels like Christmas morning and I will never grow out of the feeling

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I have a theory that you can tell whether someone was a Nickelodeon or a Disney kid by their personality now and I’m sorry but Nickelodeon kids have better senses of humour

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Not joking this happened to my rabbits, they escaped never to return and a few months later were in the paper because a pet rescue lady had finally caught ‘the stray bunnies that had been terrorising the gardens of boultham park road’ because they were eating all the flowers