Looks like a player who's just signed for the bricklayers arms & is getting a cheap deal on his engagement party there.

£100 mil on this shite. Hope it all goes horribly wrong.

This lot are all part of a real life SPECTRE or something. Sounds ridiculous but they're all in it up to their necks.

Silence of the lambs is on at the cinema on Saturday. That's what I'm talking about.

I mean, I'm no expert in politics. I'm an absolute thicko in that sense, but am I correct in my conclusion that with the mandelson stuff, and the rape gang enquiry this labour government is galloping up diarrhoea alley without a saddle?

Well he was absolutely shite against Leeds last night. Barely noticed he was playing.

I've chosen this tonight over a new release. Not often you get to see A/a 10/10 at the cinema.

Just finished rewatching Ashes to Ashes. I'd completely forgotten what elite TV this is.

Rodon, Ampadu and DCL for £17m. There can't be a club in Europe that can match this business.

Bornauw and Nmecha are top half championship players at best.

That doesn't even happen in U10s football.

The stuff coming out of that rape gang enquiry is absolutely heartbreaking breaking. There are people from every possibile organisation that should be held accountable for that. A horrific failure.

No premier league experience, even as a player, taking over a team hovering the relegation zone. What could possibly go wrong.

I was 11 when this came out. Absolutely loved watching this at the cinema for your first time last week. Amazing film that follows the book properly.

Jay Stansfield is a really decent player.

This literally made me cry laughing.