I cant wait to give everybody their presents this year🥹

I love love love that my man is taking a nap right now because it's so well deserved and I always try to get him to take a nap BUT now I have to make my own lunch🥲

Every day at 4am my body acts like it's never been fed before

Pretty sure my kid is having a whole ass concert - with a moshpit - in his bedroom at 7 in the morning

7 years of New Years Eve kisses with the love of my life🥹❤️

My neighbor snores so fucking loud I can hear it through 2 stories

I really picked the best person in the world to have a baby and share my life with♥️

I've seen some vile shit working in home health and nursing homes, but whatever happened on that episode of Dave will 10000% haunt me in my fucking sleep

I hate when my boyfriends sick cause what do you mean I can't 😚😚😚😚😚😚 all over your face☹️

Kind of rude that after 6 weeks of morning sickness and 5 days of peace that I now feel like I'm dying from the flu

Apparently if you put vicks on your chest and stuff it feels normal but if it gets on your thigh it feels like a thousand tubes of icyhot

Can't believe kfc doesn't have potato wedges anymore💔

I am OVER the pregnancy dreams.

Why are ceiling fans so annoying

McDonalds French fries have me in a chokehold

I do not want to be responsible, I want to go to the Chinese buffet Obi-Wan Cannoli

Ice water with a straw is addictive

Watching Up while 7 and a half months pregnant is not the move

There is nothing better in this world than napping with your baby🥹🩵

I keep opening it…. tiktok was laced with fentanyl or something cuz I can’t