Pick-6 in the Super Bowl as a rookie and on your birthday… That’s pretty damn awesome.

Another Tom Brady commercial? I've had about enough of him

Give the entire Eagles defense MVP.

defense wins games

I miss OG twitter 😢

Go back to reading books guys. I am begging you.

Nobody is more stressed than a 25-32 yrs old thinking they are running out of time.

I just got asked if I had documentation for the first time in my life & I’d like you all to take a guess at the gender & age of the perpetrator

y’all wanna be Bella hadid so bad… (it’s me, I’m yall)

live laugh love but like the opposite

my only saying that I hope to be remembered by, a jasmine original: things are looking sideways not up, not down, but sideways and that’s somewhere 🙂

mark my words - if I don’t find my own Tim riggins within the next 3 months, I will leave Texas and never, ever, come back

“I ride for the brand” - jasmine

you’re counting your followers I’m removing mine if I have suspicions of creepiness we are not the same

I have recently gone down a “spicy” Charles Ingalls (pa) rabbit hole on tiktok & I would like to state that it is in fact the reason you will only see me in floor length skirts, baking bread, & talking to men that can build houses without power tools from now on

you seemed surprised when I said I was better than you, sorry I thought we were both aware

Twitter I’ve been gone a while I forgot how fun you are