Whoever stole all those KitKat’s

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me. Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.

I rel like a apple cherry eh, but orange carrot is an ELITE, top tier juice flavour

When you break into a house but ‘Interstellar’ is on

You don't go good Friday cuz the sea angry, and you don't go on Corpus Christi cuz you'll turn into a fish

this the realest shit I’ve seen today

So mi feel

The highest quality video of the moon was just released

Not the academic machine I once was. Rusty and out of form

at my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who next

And who's gonna believe me when I say I'm late to work tomorrow because a half-inch insect refused to die and kept me up all night? I don't even believe it and it's happening to me rn

what a boring planet... no sharingan, no soul reapers, no domain expansion, no hunter exam, no pirate adventure, no titan attacks..... just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

The new Avatar Movie in HD

i wonder what kinda shit i’m up to in the parallel universe right now

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win no matter what.

What a week

1 male, 1 female just because ticket for sale. $120 each #justbecause #arcc