TIM WALZ: well, I’m from Minnesota, I think you can guess how well we handle our Spice. *Fremen laugh jovially* JD VANCE: my fertile wife can be a real *Bene Gesserit* sometimes, if you know what I mean, ha ha *silence, scattering of Crysknives being unsheathed*

A national day of violence worked in Germany. Could it work here?

BEETLEJIUCE BEETLEJUICE was the most significant work of ‘behold my hot wife’ cinema since THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND

10 simple facts about North Carolina/Helene: 1. Biden declared a national emergency on Friday 2. Biden declared a major disaster on Saturday, which means survivors can already apply for FEMA funds 3. There are 5,000+ national guardsman in North Carolina 4. The U.S. Coast

If you want to do something productive, here is a list of ways to help from a Western NC radio station. They include: Donating to Hope Mill Inc's Hurricane relief, donating to operation Airdrop, supporting local charities, etc. bpr.org/bpr-news/2024-…

disgusting that it was this and not Paddington in Peru

It should be a historic scandal that fucking Brett McGurk has singlehandedly overruled the Pentagon, State Dept., and CIA to sign off on a regional war

how do you not go absolutely insane witnessing this level of hypocrisy?

this is insane???

JD Vance getting fact checked

send this man to siberia

one gets serious Delbert Grady vibes from Vance, can’t be alone in noticing that

*doing my best to synthesize my overwhelming election dread into something productive* I will defeat Moo Deng in ritual combat

Triumph: It’s meemaw, JD’s meemaw

NEW: I obtained internal emails from city government of Springfield, Ohio. These emails show the absolute chaos caused by Trump and Vance after claiming Haitian immigrants were eating pets. Threats, hateful emails, media bonanza. A nightmare. 404media.co/internal-email…

happy anniversary to the funniest day of our lives

BREAKING: Judge CHUTKAN has unsealed Jack Smith's 165-page redacted motion re presidential immunity. Read it here: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

Trump, as the J6 riots are ongoing, reacting to being informed that the Vice President had been taken to a secure location to protect his safety: "So what?" storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

Joker 2 looks pretty good, I'm stoked they were able to incorporate the musical genre in such a gritty, down to earth way