My cozin wanted me to let you all know that YOU 🫵 could make thousands of murk by signing on as a Premium Nightfarer! All you need to do is buy EVERYTHING in his shop! (Local to YOUR Roundtable Hold) Buy it all, coz! You won’t regret it.

Shout out to all my fellow Jar Daddies out there!

My favorite is the yet to be released Warrior Jar nightfarer.

Imagine if Frieza transformed into his perfect form before you even attempted to fight him…this is where I’m coming from.

Fromsofts actual response to this…

NOTHING will ever top that first playthrough of Elden Ring.

Fixed it.

Finally. Beat the game. My current Game of the Year. Soundtrack. Story. Gameplay. Characters. Performances. Everything came together and made a game that I will remember. This game has raised the bar for those who come after.

Still would…

Lit

Warrior Jar Nightfarer class: Passive, “Fallen Warrior” Whenever another Nightfarer dies, the Warrior Jar gains +5% dmg bonus. Skill, “Rolling Strike” Extend both arms and roll through your enemies dealing physical dmg. Ultimate, “For Jar-Bairn” Flaming uppercut slam.

Yall ever wonder if Godwyn would’ve thought you were cool?

That flicker of hope? The Warrior Jar class.

This world is disgusting. Fuck the left and the right. Live peacefully.