Most current events aren't worth commenting on because they were in fact devised as material for commentary.

we need to invent a new kind of diplomacy where, when a war reaches a sufficient level of looney tunes-ness, both sides can just come together and agree to call it quits before even more people get hurt, for example killed by falling pianos, anvils, things of that nature

The first option was not to let them in in the first place. The second option is remigration. If that does not happen, the third option becomes inevitable. And nobody wants the third option.

While Israel's war propaganda is just depressing and dehumanizing, Ukraine's war propaganda is hilarious and entertaining flights of fancy.

WE HUNGER

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In a normal world and a normal time, everyone who had *any connection whatsoever* with Epstein would face two options: disapear and leave all your money behind, or stay, and your head would be placed on a spike at the town center. Known offenders would face just one fate

Bittersweet ngl

HAHAHAH - Called it.

You can just say Jews now

Let's test whether he is conscious.

~3000 years ago: The Trojan Horse, a brilliant tactic to ruin your enemy, disguised as a gift. Today:

I've never been impressed with "grind culture", and I was especially unimpressed with Ramaswamy's allegation that, no there is no bias, Americans are just being outcompeted because they played varsity football instead of attending cram schools. That whole attitude, that whole

The best show in the history of science fiction. And it changed all of television by making it permissible to tell stories filling an entire season (or more). No end of episode reset switch.

It's incredible how one "hmmmm" can be more damning and effective than all of the Third Reich propaganda combined. 🤯

This is at least 80% of all fitness advice online. 😂

When me and my pals heard about the Lord of the Rings movies being made, we were optimistic for two reasons: - Christopher Lee as Saruman - Peter "Suck my spinning steel, shithead!" Jackson as the director

WWll in a nutshell

"All those character creation options in fantasy games, and you always choose a White male human fighter wielding a longsword?" "Yes."