The negativity is gonna be the best part of this whole comedy thing

Democrats: "Trump literally said he would be a dictator if reelected" R: "FOR ONE DAY!! HES GONNA BE A DICTATOR FOR ONE DAY!! WHAT PART OF THIS DO YOU NOT GET SNOWFLAKE"

Yup. We've all been children, and most of us have been aware of what needs were and weren't being met. 9 days til I'm officially a dad, and I'm open to everyone's 2 cents

He's too cute to be mine! I need a paternity test!

*Shark Tank theme song plays* For decades, Nipple Shields have helped newborn babies latch to their mothers breasts to provide the nutrition and bonding that baby needs. Now introducing their counterpart: Nipple Swords! ⚔️

My pregnant girlfriend left me last week. I was really sad that I was never gonna see her again But then I met my new girlfriend: a big boobied MILF with a heart of gold!

It’s time.

Legendary unhinged casual comment

Vincent Thee Onofrio

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