.Rudy W. Giuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

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I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.

Don’t bother calling -when you finally get through, they’ll hang up on you 😭😭😭😭 Southwest Airlines

Southwest's flight delays & cancellations are beyond unacceptable. This is a company that got a $7 billion taxpayer bailout & will be handing out $428 million in dividends to their wealthy shareholders. U.S. Department of Transportation must hold Southwest's CEO accountable for his greed and incompetence.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

What I "liked" about this exchange was someone speaking their truth to power. Twitter is, unfortunately, no place for nuance. It's imperative I make this abundantly clear: I support human rights for EVERYONE, regardless of their gender identity, PERIOD.

Whoops! 😆 #Jeopardy!

getting readyyy for my party what r u guys wearing

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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1195

It’s subtle, but see if you can spot the difference.

The California National Guard wasn’t even deployed in Los Angeles yet when this rant was posted. Facts matter.

The President of the United States just called for the arrest of a sitting Governor. This is a day I hoped I would never see in America. I don’t care if you’re a Democrat or a Republican this is a line we cannot cross as a nation — this is an unmistakable step toward