How is knife crime?

Jurassic park prop. Some gullible people on here...

Sounds like the old waffle stomp is making a comeback

About right.

Rather wipe my arse with nettles tbh.

We will let people in private vehicles through our roadblock in the case of medical emergencies. People are welcome to contact us in advance if they are anticipating this, and we will do our best to facilitate.

So what Mark Carney is actually saying is that: 1. He got it wrong. 2. Brexiteers got it right. 3. Brexiteers were right to call him & all the Remoaners out on project fear. 4. No doubt an apology is imminent? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8…

can we all just pause, one second, and appreciate the delicate balancing act of jamming a monster dragon dildo in your ass while taking a selfie?

I have never asked anyone to follow me back. I would find it demeaning. If you're a numbers collector you will get blocked. Old fart talk over. J

Actually felt sick reading this conversation.

Mumps update day 3. Mr mump has invited his twin to live on the other side of my face. Before you ask yes mah plums hurt. If you haven't had the vaccine get one...not fun when an old fart. J

VAR decision. ...wtf

Hold my pint lads....

Happy Birthday Kurt.

Mumps update day lost count . Couldn't even swallow ice. So no meds . Absolutely knackered so back to sleep. J

Dear Friends, This is Mrs J . I have horrible news . My beloved husband J has gone to his gods . This is The End of his commentary. Thank you all for being there in his darkest hours .

I will leave his account active until the end of the of the month so goodbyes can be said . Thanks Folks . Hearing about all your adventures made him smile and laugh . You are remembered well . Mrs J

JAnglesey1's service is the 19th at Bangor Crem N.Wales at 11am. All are welcome to attend. We have requested a contribution to N. Wales Air Ambulance service that tried so hard to keep him with us instead of flowers. Thank you all so much. Mrs J.