Y'all be adding that gold band on y'all Apple Watches and thinking that mean you can wear it to dinner.. No

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

the masculine urge to make a woman sit through a youtube video that she will not find funny or entertaining

*puts on perfume that i wore during a traumatic time in my life*

When niggas flash money I be thinking like yeah you can’t believe you got that either

this new batch of mosquitoes must've gotten veneers asumm🤣🤣

Who knows Taylor’s instagram ? I need to leave hate comments #LoveIslandUSA

me when my joke came out a little too mean:

here are my prayers

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

I hate everybody randomly once a month

before u crash out there ain't no lipgloss in jail

Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5

I really wanna be a WIFE BUT i wanna be a genuinely happy wife. A submissive wife. A cooking wife. A loving wife. A glowy wife. A secure wife. A Caring & obsessed wife, to a Honorable, provider, hardworking, LOYAL, loving, romantic, emotionally intelligent, God fearing husband>>

donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

they acting like kai cenat aint 5’3 bro that labubu is nobody’s loss

Living close to your job.