My dad is a social media genius

He's only gone and done it again - over 8.5k likes on a post about his cameo in my debut novel and the sales of my book have shot up

I'm going to have to buy him a pint...

Just did a radio interview for my new book and the presenter said afterwards “I was also supposed to ask you about Angela Rayner, but I saw what you said on the telly and I completely agree with you.”

Broadcasters; When the Mail says ‘Jump!’ you don’t *have* to ask ‘How high?’

Can we stop calling National Museum Wales ‘an attraction’. We are not at risk of losing a theme park here. We are at risk of losing an institution that offers free education to millions of people and showcases Welsh culture and the National Treasures of Wales to the world.

Cambridge after the rain.

My question would have been, why are pumping sh1t in to A LAKE? It's got NOWHERE TO GO

Siob, Princess of Yorkshire #FBPE #FBR They were never allowed to do this under EU regulation there were heavy finds in place,which stopped them. Once we were out all our rivers,lakes and seas suffered the consequences. The smirk on that man’s face said it all. We don’t give a damn. 😡

A year. A whole year and still no visa access. No family reunification. No resettlement scheme. One year we’ve left people locked out. A whole year.

Totally understandable and timely call by BBC to downgrade Newsnight at the moment, especially on the type of geopolitical expertise someone like Mark Ubran has... after all there's very little global news or conflict happening these days.

Bob Seely MP The Spring budget includes an additional £153 million per week for the combined NHS and Social Care budgets.

If you can’t read or don’t understand your own government budgets should you even be an MP? 🙄

Iratus Ursus Major 🇬🇧🇿🇦 Bob Seely MP As my MP, I am not at all surprised what he has conjured up here, along with Daily Fail 'facts', he has been 14 years of underachievement, disappointment, embarrassment, missing in action. Still, no doubt our aging population of retirees will pin the tail on the donkey again.

Iratus Ursus Major 🇬🇧🇿🇦 Bob Seely MP Happy Monday dear Bear, I won £10 on the lottery this weekend. If I add 5 noughts to it can I persuade the bank I'm a millionaire? Asking for a daughter whose business has gone the pan since Covid - unlike some Tory donors and purveyors of dodgy PPE.

Iratus Ursus Major 🇬🇧🇿🇦 Bob Seely MP Bob Seely MP can be better described as a compulsive gambler who goes into a betting shop with £100 in his pocket and comes out with £10 in his pocket.

He's telling everybody he's won £10.

Oh dear, Mr Bob Seely MP, you are out early this week spewing some interesting numbers...

Let's jump right in, shall we?

In today’s lecture from the University of Speculative Mathematics, Professor Bob Seely stars with a tweet that flirts so aggressively with fiction that it…

Sumit Nagal is going to be the first big Indian singles tennis player in history. Huge chatter about him in the 🎾 world of late

Love that he still finds time to thank the British govt for help on stuff like this, and unfailingly polite all the while

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Life imitating art: the poet sits at a secluded table away from the gallery flâneurs writing a poem about universal sadness. Metaphors and images careening across the marbled spaces, colliding, hard-landing. Stepping outside himself, the observer observed, writing a postcard.

Channel 4 breaks silence on Rachel Riley over demands she's sacked in tweet row. A spokesperson for Channel 4 told MailOnline: 'We have reminded Rachel of her obligations as a contributor to Channel 4 programming.' mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/cha…

Announce a policy, get elected, don’t bother carrying it out. In this case, abolition of s21 evictions. It’s been 5 years to the day.

Resistance to change from the buy-to-let lobby is based on the utter shambles into which the courts have descended.

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Dear customers

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I saw a young US serviceman interviewed in Iraq some yrs ago. His words stayed with me: he said that every time he took a life it diminished him as a person.
Thinking of that Aussie policewoman. Hoping she gets the support she needs.
#Sydney

These are the brexit truths.
1. Everyone who voted 4 brexit, voted for it to affect other ppl not themselves
2. Leave voters voted 2 change everything but wanted everything 2 stay the same. Remain voters voted to keep everything the same because they knew everything would change