It’s official. Baby T-rex and I have thrush :T

Word of advice: don’t buy the knock off for your kitty litter. There’s a reason people pay name brand and it’s so your bathroom DOESN’T SMELL LIKE CAT PISS.

My neighbor mowing the lawn at 11pm…. Cool, cool.

My 4 year old had a meltdown today so I drowned out her screams with my Sacred RAGE playlist & started stomping, yelling, & screaming. She was happy in minutes. Then we bonded on her favorite Party Rockers song & that time I was in a Bollywood dance troupe youtu.be/QRVx9Xba2vU

The poor get poorer... Here's a real-world example. My mom sold the house now worth half a million. She only got $240k and has zero 2 years later.🤦🏽‍♀️

I feel joy when I can kill a fly with a spatula or blanket. 🪰

My dude thinks $500 can last 2 mo of expenses… 🤭 That’s cute, but…

I was surfing etsy and just realized haunted dolls or spirit dolls is a thing. 😮

Goodbye Twitter. Hello Threads. 👋🏼

You can find me on Threads 🧵 cos Twitter sucks and I hate it. Follow me @iamjanetbrent

d'awww matthew perry is on my 'you might like' (to follow) list. :(

Sup X, formerly known as Twitter

So GetTransfer.com should be called GetScammed. Can’t believe they don’t pay their drivers. WTF!?

I can’t believe GetTransfer.com is still in business. They scam customers who can’t get refunds and drivers who are not paid a single penny. Garbage company. Worse than Uber and that’s saying a lot.

Similar to my trajectory except on the opposite side... as a former diehard liberal. As always I believe the truth is somewhere in the middle.