New meme? "Oh, do shut up, Bosie!" - for dealing with cretins. Said by the loyal lover to the other one at Oscar Wilde's grave. #TheHappyPrince #RupertEverett

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eating in a posh indian restaurant

american humourist

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What a gift these are

TONIGHT GUYS!!!!!! It’s going to be a fantastic night! go on, treat yourself! CROWN the KNAVE ,Side Bar, ( via Fernlea Rd)The Bedford 7.30pm

Halloween Special CROWN the KNAVE Will Franken, Arielle Souma, Luca Cupani! + Sonia Aste!! Oct 31st, 7.30 , Side Bar, The Bedford SW12 9HD

Comedy night or house party - you decide. CROWN the KNAVE Halloween edition. 31 Oct, 7.30. The Bedford, SW12 9HD. #LINE UP!!!

TOMORROW! Halloween Edition CROWN the KNAVE Scott Bedford, Get your tix #itsnowornever wegottickets.com £3

NO spiced pumpkin lattes - soz - but FREE SPARKLERS! 2moz @CROWNTHEKNAVE Comedy The Bedford SW12 9HD 7.30 £3

TONIGHT! NO spiced pumpkin lattes - soz - but FREE SPARKLERS! @CROWNTHEKNAVE Comedy The Bedford SW12 9HD 7.30 £3

Last Crown the Knave Comedy of 2017 - is going to be EPIC! Tues 14 Nov 7.30pm, Side Bar, The Bedford SW12 9HD £3

TOMORROW! Last Crown the Knave Comedy of 2017 - is going to be EPIC! Tues 14 Nov 7.30pm, Side Bar, The Bedford SW12 9HD £3

TOMORROW NIGHT GUYS!!!!!! It’s going to be a fantastic night! go on, treat yourself! @crowntheknavecomedy,Side Bar, (via Fernlea Rd), The Bedford 7.30pm. With Steve McLean, Ellyn Daniels, Angus Dunican, Oli Bettesworth, More. wegottickets.com £3

TONIGHT GUYS!!!!!!!!! It’s going to be fantastic! go on, treat yourself! @crowntheknavecomedy,Side Bar, (via Fernlea Rd), The Bedford 7.30pm. With @Oli_Bettesworth, @OhSteveMclean , Ellyn Daniels, Angus Dunican & more.

TONIGHT! in the Side Bar of the Bedford in Balham, on the birthday of William Blake, it's the first ever screening of Will Franken's 'Red, White, and Blake', doors 7.15 pm. Followed by "Will Franken in conversation with Trevor Lock and subsequent Q and A". Access by Fernlea Rd.

Incredible! Went to see 'Belleville' last night at the Donmar with James Norton, JAMES NORTON in it, and as the curtain fell (metaphorically) a woman in a wheelchair started booing loudly. Me and Katie Lane had to start yodelling fortissimo to drown her out . . .

"Just a pile of old lady porridge with a hat on top" - Pemberton/Shearsmith's haunting evocation of a lone OAP discovered dead in a flat. #insidenumber9