Ionian Sea 🤝 WSU Women's Swimming Butterfly to the buoys and back 🩷

A Kiwi and a German walked into a pub.

I did remember this correctly. The man has taste.

I cannot describe just how hard I am never going to call it the Allianz Stadium.

Oxfordian for three years today. I love this city. Not all those who wander are lost x 🩷

🫡 5min - 4min kilometres, progressive, no more than three seconds off target every time, no stops.

Ready for my illustrious debut as an England football hooligan 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇮 #towembley

I would like to officially announce my endorsement of Jason Lezak for President of the United States 🇺🇸

If you don’t speak Rugby, this will be baffling. If you do, you will recognise it as one of the greatest passages of play in the history of the game. Japan, offered repeated chances to tie with South Africa, risk it all in the final minutes. WC 2015 youtube.com/watch?v=RgxoGM…

Three different sports. Two different dogs. Same goddamn problem. 🙄🥰

Rugby is back, and so is Izzy 👍

Seven episodes into a rewatch of Life on Mars, this time with someone who lived in England in 1973, and my god, this show is even better than I remember 🧡

Hard to be as intimidating as you’d like to be while taking care of a pink doughnut.

Quins cheer squad, Oxford division #coyq

Delighted to say that I'm now represented by Sara Langham at David Higham Books! Absolutely cannot wait to get to work 🩶🖤❤️ davidhigham.co.uk/authors-dh/jan…

So happy to be working with Jane on her brilliant novel. Exciting things to come...

Okay, I love this. From watching the Six Nations in your onesie to Twickenham in ten short years 😍🌹

Seventy-seven thousand, one-hundred and twenty. 🌹☘️🏉🤍