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I have said "Gawd I hate that fucker" 3,650 days in a row, plus or minus ~

I watch Alaskan survivalist shows because you never know when Walmart might not deliver or your Internet may go out ~

Before anyone asks, who gives a shit where Melania is ~

Yay! Pet eating! Nothing weird!

Get out your dressing cuz here comes the word salad 🥗

What is clear is that it's not an ideal time to be a cat in America ~

I have screamed They're eating the dogs 10 times today and I'm not sorry ~

Fuck! Stop putting that Loomer chick all over my timeline!

It's probably just me but making a joke out of someone's struggle with mental health isn't funny ~

Just wondering if John Ales AF™️ would go to prom with me like Davy Jones did with Marsha Brady ~

You know who is a miserable fuck? Reince Priebus. I said what I said ~

Taylor Swifts next hit will be "I Don't Fucking Care You Orange Sociopath" ~

I SURVIVED HEARING GUNSHOTS NEAR ME!

"Sir, a second fake assassination attempt has hit"

And the winner of Mr Hateful Rhetoric is....

As a kid I wished I was invisible and whaddya know I'm invisible on twitter ~

Which aisle do I have to walk down to get to the tweets less than an hour old?

Sure let's talk about Melania's nudes because it's the one thing she didn't copy from Michelle ~

To everyone else getting zero interaction...

Just a reminder that Gaetz has always been an unserious person AND a molester of minors ~