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I stepped out of the shower, looked in the mirror and was wearing Bianca Censoris Grammy outfit.

The black lady didn't want to take over Gaza or send people to gitmo. Oh well.

Fun fact: the least watched inauguration and the least watched Super Bowl will happen in the same year.

Don't be silly! Of course JD Vance didn't kill the Pope.

I apologize to all the MAGA's I made cry. I didn't know you were so fragile.

So how is Kristi Noem doing? Oh wait I don't care.

50 years ago. Summer before starting junior high. Standing in line over and over again to see it. The birth of the Summer box office movies. You had to be there.

On my way to the Sanchez/Bezos wedding

Hoping no one notices it's my time of the month

On my way to the Sanchez/Bezos wedding reception

Again, if I block you it's not a win for you. Now go throw away all the participation trophies you got you were 8.

Before After

Even with six streaming services I can't find anything to watch while I take my afternoon nap.

I envisioned the end more like a sudden explosion instead of this slow motion car wreck we're living through.

Hey does anyone remember when the office of the presidency was honorable and respectable?

Anyway so not being able to go to the doctor or have food to eat is gonna be fun right?

The Christ Is King crowd are pretty happy about alligators eating migrants.

I was working when I contracted covid that turned into long covid. I'm on social security disability and Medicare and you want to take that away because this is my fault how? Not in my mom's basement. Just a fellow American who was minding her business when tragedy struck.