Lighting myself on fire while on a monitored call with the TurboTax assistant to cement my legacy as the Aaron Bushnell of taxes

State ml got me talking back to my boss

This NC State’s team tough as nails, Duke’s team just paint theirs 💅

When you see the TNT crew at NCAA halftime you know you’re not seeing a lick of game analysis

Me when coach K tells me to die for my country

If she uses your FanDuel referral link, that’s a body

It feels like Raleigh is getting stimulus checks every weekend

They just said “NUGGETS FANS GET ON YOUR FEET 🗣️” mf I don’t got a choice 😐

An Uber feature where a car with 2 guys come and 1 of them drives your car back while the other car tails to pick the driver up after you’re dropped off

No standing section this time. Suck on that Ball Arena

When women get fined in the WNBA is it proportional? The equivalent of this fine for Caitlyn Clark would be $231.92

To be honest, I really wanted to respond with this Tropic Thunder meme, but I would NEVER do something so rude & irresponsible!

When your friend group goes shopping, does the group leader push the cart or does the feeble more delicate friend push? #letmeknow

The chicks just showed up

Koncepcion bringing some life into this crowd!

Croccy J shot dead in Baltimore

American politics is just two sides calling each other Hitler to a sea of clapping boomers

Arrested for making offensive comments on Facebook. The UK is done.