Hired a cleaning person for the first time in years. She comes on Friday morning. I’ll be spending the next few days cleaning so she doesn’t think my place is disgusting 🤷‍♂️

Fucking cold and icy out…what kind of a moron is out driving around in this? Laces up running shoes…

No power, no heat. Listening to tree limbs crashing down on the roof and in the yard. At least, it’s not dry January anymore…

Panicale, Umbria, Italy. .Jenn 🇺🇦🌻

Happy Wednesday!

Montepulciano.

It’s 4am and I should be asleep but The Open is streaming live. Let’s go Tommy Fleetwood! ⛳️🏌️☕️🤷‍♂️

7 days of this and damn, am I happy!

So, I just stuck a fork in my mouth to lick off what turned out to be cat food. 🤢 How’s your day going???

Woke up with a scratchy throat, runny nose, itchy eyes. Fuck you cedar pollen!

Check in on your friends tonight. We’re not all doing our best. I mean “they’re” not all doing their best. Happy New Year!

Please no more rob schneider #NashvilleBigBash

I’m binging The Bear and I’m going to finish tonight and won’t be able to accept there being no more episodes 🥲The Bear

Lol. That seems to work 😂

Few things trigger me like the term “undecided voter.” Uhhh, wtf else do you need to hear at this point???

Love this!!!

Went to the liquor store yesterday to buy some Canadian whiskey. I asked about tariff-related price increases. Owner told me when they reorder what I bought, prices will go up 25%. I said “but Trump said I won’t have to pay for the tariffs. He laughed and laughed. 🇨🇦

Been hitting it hard in the gym lately. Watching calories. Feeling good. Went to the pool yesterday and got hit on by someone half my age. It was a dude…so not ideal for me but, baby steps…😂

#NoKingsDay trending at number 6. Come on people. We can do better than this. Why isn’t it trending at number 1? It’s time to flood Twitter with it today to get the word out. Come on, we can do this. Make it huge.