Vaguely remember being reprimanded by ump at softball tourney last night for heckling opposing team.

From behind me on the bleachers, my dental floss and ass crack are now a friend's Facebook profile picture. sigh

Stop following me brendacolehicks - I was talking about my THONG, not real dental floss. Jesus.

What makes my email spammers think I am in desperate need of nice watches and diplomas? Is it a scent I give off?

For the next 9 days I will be waterskiing, tubing and drunk tweeting from a lake house in Lake Geneva. Adios, muchachos.

I'm sure I will lose my bikini top at least once on this trip, I always do...right MELANIE?

@HouseOfHusar Awwww, thanks!

My newest follower HC YOUTH is in for a rude awakening. I am so sorry in advance.

Back from night 2 of the guys' softball tourney. Rain and storms turned it into a wet t-shirt contest. I lost, of course.

No matter how many beers I drink, I cannot be thrown from the tube. My bikini bottoms are around my ankles...still hanging on.

@atl10trader Good luck on your Winemakers spot. I will drink a 6 pack of Miller Lite to your pending success.

I'm baaaaack. Black, blue, tan and sober....finally.

Beautiful breakout in $CENX the last few trading days on nice volume. Getting a little stretched over the Bollinger Bands now, though.

I chained myself to the bed. Bill Clinton is on his way to free me.

I'm not a conformist, but I do respect tradition. That's why I am sewing a collar on my wife-beater in preparation for my golf game tomorrow

Ok girl, Canadian Outlaw 👩‍⚕️📝 -how's this: we formed a Friday night fall coed softball team named it Menage-a-Triple. Ordered thigh-high socks-U like?

BTW, Canadian Outlaw 👩‍⚕️📝 - they wouldn't take our first choices "Cunts for Bunts" "Tits and Mitts" or "Snatches for Catches" WTF

Is Twitter still boring? Has the bear market resumed?

I got three words for you Canadian Outlaw 👩‍⚕️📝 regarding me and Vegas: thigh high boots

I love that the S&P keeps getting fucked at the 1110. Bought SPY puts into the close for the first time in months.