Just sitting here thinking about January 6 and trying to not to have a stroke.

#LetsGoOilers

mcd.....

Got to draw Shelley Duvall, at long last.

I can't believe the flyers are playing hockey today

when i say connor is a good hockey player but a terrible captain, his noncommittal whateverthefuck to evander kane just joins a long ass list of proof

What the actual fuck Connor

"My fave would NEVER." No, your fave just hasn't been asked yet.

just adding today if your response to any of this is “well my uwu captain would never” you aren’t even in the same zip code as getting the point. you’re so far away from getting the point there aren’t even direct flights from where you are to “the point”

the way they could’ve fired tippett before the break and had 10 days to get practice with the new coach and they didn’t do it, had a bullshit holland presser, then came back and lost to the sens, and probably still won’t fire him. there are no words.

I gotta find a new team to like both of mine suck ass

Duncan Keith has never in his life been aware of a single problem happening inside a locker room and he's not about to start now.

a full NMC?? bro who the fuck is gonna want him, this is such a joke

Game day looks ✨

THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

boobs and butts get millions of retweets, how many retweets can we get for my dad? He has worked so hard for our family and given us everything we needed and more 💖