“JK Rowling isn’t transphobic! She only said *incredibly transphobic thing* 🙄 #IStandWithJKRowling

The fake album art is on Redbubble 🤘 redbubble.com/shop/ap/130892…

Currently thinking of that scene in Post Apocalypto where Space Pirate Johnny Depp randomly appears and blows up Musk’s spaceship for no apparent reason.

It's happened, my parrot has taught herself how to mercilessly tickle humans. Help me.

Pippin is currently going back and forth, wondering why, when she tries to chew one of her toys, the food in her beak disappears.

I need Christmas paper, but I only have paper that says ‘happy birthday.’ Considering writing ‘Jesus’ underneath.

Ok, Joe Lycett is an absolute legend. Pretending to shred £10000, donating it to charity and using peoples outrage for publicity? Amazing.

Venty art.

Saw who was trending, so figured I’d retweet my “fuck off” art.

Jesus Christ this place is a cesspool now. Maybe it really is time to start looking elsewhere.

Jesus, what happened to twitter? I was away for a couple months because of the shitshow, and now every comment section is full of right-wing loonies.