My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching tv and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it... and its a text from my wife: Please bring the chips on your way back

This nice Nebraska weather is great and all but it’s messing with my Runza Restaurants Temp Tuesday’s...

Due to hazardous weather conditions, the 102nd Annual Meeting is being postponed to next Monday, February 1st. The event will continue as planned next week with a meal provided by Younes Hospitality. Questions or concerns: Call (308) 237-3101

6-year-old: I love wearing pajamas all day. Me: Everybody does. 6: Why do they even make other clothes?

I bet all of George Strait’s exes sure are cold right now

"are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts

Sometimes it’s just you and your iced coffee against the world

. | / Watching | ___/ The | / Bachelorette | ___/ on Hulu |/_____________ how good my Tuesday is

never point out plot holes in movies to me. I’m over here, being dumb, having a good time. don’t ruin my good time with that critical thinking bs

Notice how God looks out for you in the small detail, too.

Fish be like...

RT to manifest $5 in rewards

#Huskers

Me realizing I gotta be an adult foreverrrrrr

Where should you be tomorrow at 2 p.m.? Watching UNK Football take on Lincoln University at Cope Stadium #GoLopers TICKETS: ow.ly/frk030rXS5c