If you work with a 🏋️‍♂️ trainer, a 💵 advisor, HR, or anyone else who has continued to advise you during this time, take a moment to thank them. They aren't medical professionals; they have their own shit to panic about; they're keeping their cool to help you, anyway. #coronavirus

All of you people who have started baking from home.. just what are you trying to proof?

Holy shit we’ve been in isolation for so long that it’s winter again.

When isolation started 72 days ago I created a separate calendar, with the mindset that preserving our 'regular' one meant everything could revert back to that familiar blueprint. Yesterday I came to the realization that even when isolation ends, that calendar isn't coming back.

Yesterday evening @jillemader set up an elaborate decoy, placing pillows under the covers to shock me when I pulled the duvet back, and then frightened me by jumping out of the closet! Completely unprovoked villainy!

This evening before bed @jillemader struck a pose and shouted ‘COMBAT’ - whatever defence I could mount was too little too late. She came at me with the grace and fluidity of a crane, but the ferocity of a tiger. Never cross her.

[cw] When I was in college, in one of the near-empty computer labs late one night, a guy told me I "should hang out with [him] more" I declined. He insisted. I kept declining. Then he said, with a quiet anger: "I'm going to rape you and slit your fucking throat."

She is the most supportive, in all things.

What I have learned after a lifetime of barbecuing for roughly one year is that no recipe tells you the right way to barbecue anything - stitching together multiple recipes is mandatory.

If you built a home gym during the pandemic, you have: - equipment from three+ manufacturers - bumpers that don’t match -at least one piece of equipment made of wood - purchased equine matting - are still getting restock emails from a dozen sites - no colourful finishes

BREAKING: Ad Agency People Gearing Up To Shit All Over Every Super Bowl Spot

WandaVision is the fucking best.

I’ve seen all I need to see on Twitter. Thanks, everyone. See you on the next social.

Silver lining of being up with Theo into the night, is that I’ve discovered and consumed a -mountain- of terrific media: Scissor Seven; Demon Slayer Netflix Octopath Traveler Square Enix Moonlighter Digital Sun Highly recommend 💯

Are you kidding me with snow this morning?

Nova Scotia: high of 17 degrees today Also Nova Scotia: frost warning tonight

What if I told you there was a single intervention we could deliver in our cities that would cool them during heatwaves, reduce flooding, scrub pollutants from the air, boost biodiversity, improve public health, and even reduce crime? You wouldn't believe me. But it's true.

❤️⚡️ barbell and plates do not need to be plugged in ⚡️❤️

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